Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
one-hot-piece-of-assbutt:

Look at the fear and confusion on Sam’s face.
"Oh god. He’s learning. He’s evolving."

one-hot-piece-of-assbutt:

Look at the fear and confusion on Sam’s face.

"Oh god. He’s learning. He’s evolving."

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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nickjamesbxtch:

"Why don’t you talk to your ex?"

nickjamesbxtch:

"Why don’t you talk to your ex?"

(Source: chelseawoosh)

ragecomics4you:

I’m sure I wasn’t the only boy who loved thishttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

I’m sure I wasn’t the only boy who loved this

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

(Source: tsarcasm)

memator:

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memator:

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