bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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bvnds:

New York rats be like 

bvnds:

New York rats be like 

myway-stuff:

lipz-sofrench-ass-sospanish:

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

the first comment tho lmfaoo

LMAOOO

myway-stuff:

lipz-sofrench-ass-sospanish:

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

the first comment tho lmfaoo

LMAOOO

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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starryluminara:


shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror